CrankTexts.com. Text message with total strangers

One day I got a text message from a girl. It said, ‘Hey its Wanda’. And I wrote back, ‘Wanda who?’. And she wrote back, “Dewanda, yo cousin”. And instead of saying ‘I don’t have a cousin’, I wrote back ‘How u doin shawty!?’

FAST FORWARD. Dewanda and I texted for six months, the entire time she thought I was her cousin. And even though I had no clue who she was, I feel like she and her 8 month old son Demari (my 'sorta' God-nephew), are family now.

Since then i've texted over 25 thousand random phone numbers, across america, and created the most insane conversation I can. Selling guns, getting into relationships, running blood drives and new religious groups. It gives me something to do in my often lonely downtime on the road as a comedian. I look forward to it daily. I post the one's i like the most on this site. I hope you like some of them.