Misplaced Fan

CrankTexts on Facebook

Category:

January 18th, 2012

Me: Hey whats up
Nothing who is this
It's Tommy, yall goin to the game tmrw?
I think u got the wrong number
Who's this?
Nick
Well guess what Nick?
What
The tigers gonna whoop yalls ass
i don kr... I aint no bammer fan there genus
You a tiger fan?
Do u even know who i am!!???
I know you about to be a person who lives in a loser state cuz Les Miles and the Honey Badger gonna eat yalls ass cheeks
Why dont u answer the phone and talk to me Like a man!!
Cuz i aint go no minutes. I can talk to ya on Thursday if u want. But our STATE will do the talkin on the field on monday night
Fuck you lose my number if you dont know me bitchhhhh!!! GEaux Tigers!!!
Dont cheer for my TIGERS from another state u fuckin wimp. i'll beat the wig off your bitch
And dumbass your # from Cali so i think YUR in the wrong state
Youre wrong. Go drive a dick battleship into yor dads ass. LSU IS THE ANSWER!!!
Go smoke some more crack you dumb broke muther fuc*er
Gonna smoke yo ass in a purple and gold flame
What do you not understand.... I hate bama football !!! I just have a bama number bc of my gf. RU THAT FUCKING STUPID !! Im gonna trace your phone and come cut your throat !!! Fuck off bitch
Cut my throat. Seriously? Over a text message?
You are wek. WEEEAAAAKKKK. Im a father of one beautiful daughter. And former martial artist. And the only throat cuttin gonna be on BCS Championship night. Eat dung chunks ya rough bitch.

CrankTexts.com. Text message with total strangers