I Work Out
December 9th, 2012
- ( I texted a random number, and i guess this girl thought she knew me. She was a nice girl. )
- (...but we still jacked her up some. )
- Me: Hey Whats Up
- Just seeing your message... just got off work
- So tired.
- Whats up
- Nothing much chillin
- Whats hapnin? Spill it
- ..just school is extremely stresful.. I'm so tense
- Well r u duon anything to relax?
- Ha. I wish
- Nothin. Yur lying.
- Nope
- Hows yur grades?
- I have a b so far trying to maintain. If i was lying then I shouldn't be stressed, right?
- Thats true, what u up to tonight?
- Doing a scrapbook for my sorority line
- Cool! Send me a pic
- Okay. Im still working on it though
- I wont judge.
- Looks good. U should spell something out with tha letters
- I am
- Oh good. well that prolly has u feelin happy doin that
- it doesn't. im very tired
- I cross today
- Cross?
- Sorority
- my bad i thought u was gonna try to swim across sumthin. im obv tired too!
- lol u stupd
- well that has to have you excited. how are you feeling abt it?
- Im like its finally here. they distracted me from my studies and i have an exam on monday
- Are u prepared?
- ( she doesn't respond )
- ( three days later. after the exam )
- So how was it?
- It wasn't that bad. i know i missed two so far, probably thinking too hard. the part i was worried abt wasn't that much on the exam.. I just be ovrrrthinking my answers
- So now what? Are u all done?
- Like fo today? lol no i have clinicals.
- the sorority i meant girl. howd crossing go?
- it went great
- Did yall party hard?
- Haaaa. it was a nice ceremony but na no partyn like that, not as a vet student
- Oh lord. yall need to let loose and get at it.
- Do they hazy yall?
- what??
- like make yall be naked and do stunts and all and be drunk
- lol i meant HAZE
- No hazing
- Of thats half the fun. Well what all do they do?
- Can't tell u that
- Oh come on!! Who im gon tell
- Sorry classified info
- Thats weak. you are the WEAKNESS. well are u at least feeling better?
- Yeah, but im still tired
- Well u got a bright future. Hows the men treatin ya?
- What men lol
- Well we need to find u a good one.
- Need?
- Yeah it would do u some good. Dont u want that?
- I'm not good already? Dang!!
- Well i aint sayin it straight out like that. But what do u think? that's whats important.
- Hmmmm I dont know at the moment..
- Did u ask one of my roommates if i was home earlier today?
- Yeah. Why?
- nuthin she just said she saw u and u asked wher i been
- ( 2 days later )
- My homegirls bout to burn my house down.
- whys dat?
- because they dont know how to bake a simple pizza
- U lying. Send me a pic of dat pie
- they eatin it! an the alarm keep going off and im too sore to get up
- Ahaahaaha. liar. yall aint eat no pizza pie
- Y u keep thinking i be lying, i have no reason for it
- Den lemme see dat pizaaaa
- Im telling u they ate it!! they was greedy
- why u wanna see it anyway
- bc u lyin. send me tha plate
- eat this cuz i aint lyin
- ( she sends this pic )
- wtf. well if u aint lyin den sen me da picture of da plate
- lol thats the pie
- ( she sends this picture )
- Hilllaaaaarious
- yall did some justice to dat pie
- Lol u stupid
- that shit look weak
- because they ate it!
- Yall aint shit!
- Plulleeeeze u just jealous
- ( the next day )
- Yall shouldn't be eatin all that late at night
- I wasn't i was just getting back from the gym
- Well who was eatin nat? dat pizza aint gon eat itself
- my sisters and roommates
- Oh yeh well day gonna get chunky eatin late at night
- they are not. and i AM NOT fo sho. im gettin addicted to working out, i miss not being able to go today
- well u know i got yo back. im real proud of u and yo fitness
- Aww thank u. that's surprise coming from u. U should come with me, i get tired of asking the gym workers to help me stretch after i work out
- Yeah i should. but u know i got some body issues
- Body issues? U mean yur knee pain?
- Yeah dat and i just have some uncomfort about my body
- I dont understand. u shy of going to the gyrm? Awww
- Yeah i just sometimes feel nervous if all those people lookin at my body and its makes me feel like im not a model
- Awhh poo I used to feel that way but trust most people are there just to workout. Where i work out it isn't like a typical gym its a whole bunch of regular people like me trying to get fitness on. i never feel self consious
- Oh ok. Well i preciate the supporting thoughts. How long u been on that muscle hustle?
- Bout 4 long sore sweat drenched weeks!
- Wow! What keeps u so focused? Dont u get nervous about yo body
- I stay focused bc my parents renewing their vows in August and im travelin back to nigeria. i want to look good for it. and workin out helps my nerves
- ( i dont reply )
- ( three days later )
- Hey we need help putting our couches together, u available?
- Baby my neck is all messed up. I was trying to look over at somethin real fast and pulled my neck out
- oh im sorry. we need tha help bc we found a mouse in here this morning
- what? a mouse?
- Yeah in living room. they still screaming they heads off
- they cant find it
- it ran somewhere
- So you telling me you got a loose mouse in your house
- yea
- U need to call pest control or get a cheese trap and bait dat bitch
- we tried dat with some cheese and a cup
- Wtf haaaaa. yall need a real trap not a fake ass cheese trap. they real smoart
- ( a few hours later )
- Did you catch it?
- Not yet. i think we usin the wrong kinda cheese
- yall weak
- ( 3 days later )
- ( she sends this pic )
- Daily workouts does the body good !!
- Damn girl u beastin!!
- lol thanks.
- ( i dont reply )
- ( 3 days later )
- yall get that mouse?
- ( no response )
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