Not Enough Cooks in the Kitchen
January 19th, 2012
- ME: hey what's up
- THEM: Who is this?
- It's Chris!
- Sorry -blanking- chris who?
- Chris from class. How are u?
- Think u have wrong number.I am not in a class.
- Whatever from cooking class! Cooking school! Chris cooker!! Hello
- Sorry...I don't cook. Dunno- who do u think I am?
- Is this Marlon? We met in the Breads lab last semester!!
- Nope.wrong person.sorry. No marlon. No bread lab.
- Really? Are u joking? You gave me your number!! It's me CHRIS from the bagels workshop.
- Helllo?
- U were given wrong number -sorry.not marlon.not a baker chef etc.
- A ru serious? Omg! This is the number I have! U never took classes at the Lark School of Kitchen Actions on the upper East Side??
- Nope.
- Oh Really? Well someone you know did, because they gave me YOUR number. It was Marlon. We were a tandem in all the bagel games at Breads Camp.
- Not Marlon. don't know a Marlon.
- Damn. Well he lied. What a shitty man. Lying to me. Have you ever been lied to?
- Hello?
- Well, i mean yes i have. but it doesn't seem like a big deal.
- It is a HUGE deal to me. because i thought we were REAL friends. like buddies. like amigos. Our streudel won third prize.
- okay, well i'm not him. sorry about the mix up.
- i understand. but when you see him. Can you let him know that i am very upset. Tell him exactly this- "Chris from class is VERY upset that you lied to him."
- you are not listening. I DO NOT KNOW LARLON
- but the guy i'm looking for is Marlon. with an 'M'.
- *Marlon
- Well if you see either of them, please share my concern.
- In fact... i could use a new partner for the Creme Brulee work shops starting in June, if you want in?
- Hello? Do you want to learn to cook?
- Hello?
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