CrankTexts.com. Text message with total strangers

Me: Hey i got a new number, sorry for the delayed response. Some guy on your plane was selling you metal?

Yeah whats up. Your text forwarded

Nope all changed

Whats up with u

Oh doing what

Of course. Plans for NYE?

Whatever. What are u really doubg

doing*--- damn typos turned off my auto correct

U made a resolution yet?

Really!! That's really great! Yeah soda is the killer sauce of the midwest

its total fattie death water

This is Andy fox !

Whatever. Did some guy try to sell you aluminum on your flight?

Lol. Im not telling you. Until u tell me abt the aluminum guy

Lol omg im rolling on the floor

Was the guy cute at least?

Omg whatever

Was he or not

Did u get a pic

Wtf NOT TAMMY

Dont even compare me to that bean brain

Ive made farts smarter than her lol

Dont tell her i said any of this btw

Haha. you are good. Yes we have!

But only briefly

No.

I went to school in the upper midwest

Haaa love this. U get two more questions u chunky animal

What if we use the word CHEEKY? how about that

Are u ASKING me if i ref in san fran? That will count as a question if you are

Haha Im saying you have two questions left

Cant use half questions

How do u not know already??

Strike 2 ! and 3. YOURE OUT!

Wow! How many people do u know?

NEVERMIND!! This is making me feel really unloved

NO! Ugh! I'll send part of a photo... see if that helps u gues

stop guessing randoms

Haha i know that

Who??

Omg yur just being mean!!

Now!!!

Its CAROL silly!!

Silllllyyy! Howve u been? Kinda feel dumb that you couldn't guess or were u just joking?

Yes... We do. From Reseda. Remember. We worked together on the Livestrong campaign together.

You're who?

This isn't robert jacoby

Please do im so consided

Confused* f'ing typos

Haha. Sorry that picture is hilarious

Your friend had this number?

I totally thought i was texting my old acquaintance robert

Why do u have a mannequin?

At least its not a blow up mannequin like they used at frats when i was in college

Haha. That's funny. Your mom is korean? I can't believe this

Wow. So i guess my new number is your old friends. So wild

So i have to ask did u buy the aluminum?

Lol. We are new friends. Haha. life is always funny. espcially in this text world we live in

Haha. I'll keep yours. You look kinda like a martial artist. Are you?

Youre lying

Omg i totally was kinda joking and kinda serious

Wow. Well i'll send u another pic later and u can guess some things about me

Yes full!

We are descendants of the Joseon dynasty

Haaa no u dont. Youre blow up doll looks german though. like a german man... or woman lol

Hapa?

Omg thats adorable. Do u have family here? like wife and kids

Most of LA is i think

Ive gotta run literally. I'll send u that pic later

Nice to meet u random aluminum buyer

Lol im never done running. I love to run. Much faster than walking. That's what i love abt it. Here's the pic i said id send. U making a new years resolution?

:) thanks thats prob the best pic i have for looks. But i dont take alot of fancy pics anymore

Wow. Amazing!!! That's incredible.

Lol. I know its crazy that we are texting each other bc u were buying aluminum and your friend changed his number and i have it.

Haha. Sorry phone died. Whats the book about? If u dont mind

Ohh... sounds coy and flashy at the same time. Is it scary?

Well that was a nice photo, your friend is hawaiin?

Haha. Well im excited for your book i tried to write a book once

I live in Encino. But im actually sorta moving soon. Going away for a program

Well im going toa program in sedona for a week, then to a new school. yeah out of state.

Dont like Reseda?

By who or whom? (was it one or more people)

wtf? did u use any karate?

Haaaa. Im sorry i wasn't trying to be rude. Too bad you couldn't kick a bullet really fast at them.

So they pulled a gun? What did you do

Might be able too. I leaving on the first. My new school is in India, Im very nervous

I was attacked once by a pickpocket and his wife.

It's in Manduwala, India. Its a conservatory. Its a long story. The Sakya College

Or India Jones. Its a wish of my grandmother who passed.

to go to the school i mean. and its a wish of mine

No i didn't i was scared

The man pickpocket was actually kinda cool. The wife was a bitch!!!

I mean compared to his wife. Total bitch. Really obnoxious even. Honestly at one point i was jus like hurry up and rob me and get away bec you are so frickin obnoxious

I will be when i get there. Im actually about to go run. I'll say hey later mr text karate man!!

Lol sorry king fu!!

Kung!!! KUNG!!!!

No i will be studying when i move to india. Im just running for fun. d

Hey! I wanted to say hello bc i am leaving tmrw

a day earlier than i expected

To a camp in Sedona

Yes i am. It is a silence camp in the desert where we must remain silent for 6 days. No speaking or phones or text. No verbal communication. Even no sneezing or caughing if possible. It is a camp to regain your inner voice. I leave from there to the school in Sakya.

Indeed most of the communication is through art and phsyical dance, nothing like cherades though. more natural motions

Its already late and i must finish packing, but i will be in touch sometime if i can. Its just such a crazy time. I wish you well and will pray for you.

About whatever Benny lol. Such a cute name. Bless you and your Kung Fu

and Stricken! I want the first copy