Red Wine Santa ( Los Angeles )
December 26th, 2011
- Me: Hey what's up
- Them: Hey
- Are u done with your shopping yet?
- Who is this
- It's Allison
- Hey no I'm up in Seattle for a wedding tmrw and watching Wall Street Two which is awesome
- Lucky u. Im actually not okay. Feeling really under the weather
- Aw feel better honey. u around next week?
- Yeah. R u back? Im going to the dr. tmrw
- Yes I'll give u a call ok. Feel better !
- Thank u. Miss u to
- It's raining, it's pouring, we should all be snoring, haha.
- True. We should be! Are u back?
- If i was with you I wouldn't be snoring ;) you'd be exhausted.
- Ohhh.... Lol. I like this idea. Do tell me more
- Waiting...
- Ha yes I'm just finishing dinner you want me to pick up a bottle of wine
- That sounds like a perfect appetizer. Some libations for gyrations!! Lol
- Ok im coming your way. With a great bottle of red ! See you in 30 min ;)
- You gonna be Santa? Who will i be
- Misses Clause? Your Little Helper?
- Hmmm why yes i am. put on your miss claus outfit
- All I'm wearing is Christmas lights.
- Waiting...
- Getting sleepy
- On my way right now dropped clients off. Should i get some wine or do yo have some
- Don't u dare get sleepy ;)
- There in 20 i promis
- 20 mins!! My christmas lights are dimming.
- Get something please. Call when yur here. I am getting sleepy.
- HA ha do jumping jacks ha ha
- And sing rudolph the red nosed raindeer
- I need something to keep me up
- OMG i have something that's pointing up haha
- HaHa. I hope so !! Can u grab a bag of ice for me
- Yes dear. Need cat food too honey ha ha
- Nope! Haha.
- Gonna put on a few candles. Call when yur here
- Ok. Got wine and ice. 10 min away
- Ok..... Got wine and ice. 10 min away
- I'm here looking for parking what's your apt number
- In your building on the second floor, what is your apt number
- Okay now im on the 4th floor ha. What apt?
- Okay now in my car
- going home :(
- ok so what happened to you last night? Had a great bottle of wine and just figured we'd have a few laughs nothing more.
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