Christmas Lights
December 18th, 2011
- Me: Hey whats up
- Them: Sorry who is this?
- Me: Its Andy. Just got back from the hospital
- Actually I'm working right now but it won't be for much longer. If you dont mind i will hit you up in a little while when i am done.
- Sure sounds good
- Aight it shouldn't be too long
- I just got home. Whats up
- Really tired right now. Had a seizure yesterday
- Damn u alright?
- Yeah it was brought on by my neighbors flashing Christmas lights. I don't remember too much though
- Just alot of flashing, then i was thinking about chrismas, then i blacked out
- Wow dude thats crazy
- I know, the fucked up thing is I asked my neighbor to shut the lights off and they refuse!
- Ha talk about being assholes.
- I know right? Tis the season to be an asshole.
- They're so bright i can see them thru my curtains.
- That's rough!
- So i ordered new curtains, that are made of tar-darkened wool. they're organic
- I have such a migraine. I think I'm just going to burn their house down
- Might not be too bad of an idea
- lol
- I know. Wonder whats the best way to burn a house down secretly
- Ha not too sure. just make it look like an electircal fire and blame it on the lights??
- Good call.
- Hmmm..... maybe i can make it look like raccoons chewed through their cords
- Bueno! That's a possiblity. But im just not sure how you would go about doing that.
- U think its possible to train raccoons?
- I would say so because i've seen a water skiing squirrel!!
- Cmon get real. That squirrel was a robot. They disproved it on myth busters
- ? i dont believe that, ive seen that squirrel before. i know what i saw.
- well good luck
- yeah whatever. im gonna think of another plan bc the flames might give me migraines.
- Thats true
- well hope u feel better. tell Gwen we said hello
- thanks. i will
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