Job Search: Tracking Missing Persons (March 2,2010)
December 1st, 2011
- Me: Hey what's up
- THEM: Not much. Tired. You?
- So tired here too. Need a massage. Why r u tired?
- I don’t know, really. Just feel super pooped. Maybe the weather? I went out and walked a bit today, but didn’t do anything that should make me this tired. ???
- How’ve u been feeling overall?
- Pretty good I guess. I quit my job, so maybe that’ll help a bit. Decent, though. You?
- Things are going well. Except for my eye.
- Really, what’s wrong with it?
- It won’t open. But I’m praying it will be okay.
- I’m sure it will. I think I’m going to LA in march
- Nice. What’s the occasion?
- Its been almost a year. I need to go get my stuff already! Plus belated birthday etc.
- Are you excited to go?
- Meh. Nice to get out of the snow for a bit. Otherwise no biggie.
- You watching the olympics?
- Are you kidding me? No
- They’re not bad this year
- Not bad compared to what? Its still sports. Zero interest
- The opening ceremony was great though. U should try more sports.
- I’ll pass.
- Sounds like a plan! So hows your 2011 been so far? almost half over.
- Uneventful, I suppose. Working mostly, then I quit. Cold. Nothing exciting to report yet. You?
- Thinking of opening a new web biz
- doing..?
- Tracking missing persons. Basically.
- How? Why?
- Well there is a growing industry for locating missing people. We will be creating a strong database. Tracking. Linking. Migration, etc. Were filing for grants.
- Who is we?
- One private investor, Jerry Parks PHD. Myself. My brother. And two interns. I’m excited but nervous.
- Sounds like you have a plan.
- I hope. Have any thoughts on it?
- Not really. I’m so out of the web loop. Are you going to set up offices and everything?
- Yes. Regional ones. Starting in LA. We will also be working closely with law enforcement and the humane society.
- So official!
- Would you be interested in helping in your area? Could be a great job opp. Decent pay
- Jeez. Yeah. Maybe. What would you need? Do you have any info or anything you could email me? Not sure I understand exactly.
- OH My! This could be great. Have u had any previous experience with missing people?
- Once my grandpa wandered off for almost a whole day, but we found him in Laguna Beach.
- Ha ha! Very funny. But this is a serious organization.
- Well.. I have no experience. Why would I? Do you have a site up or anything you can email me?
- Our site launches on the 15th. We are currently loading our database and meeting these missing people in their natural habitats.
- How do you meet with missing people??? I’m so confused right now.
- It’s not exactly missing people. It’s runaways, homeless, delinquint, slaves, etc. U get it?
- I get it. I’m just not sure what I could do to help. Why me?
- Why not you!!??? You would have to apply just like everyone else, but you’d have my vote. And it’s my company!!
- Why not me because I have zero experience in this. Maybe on the graphic end, or something like that.
- Oh golly! This self defeating attitude is not good. You can do graphics as well, but why not be a team leader?
- Its not defeating, I’m just wondering why you would think of me. Flattered and interested, but just wondering. Not exactly my forte.
- Do u want to know the team leader responsibilities?
- Sure. Email it to me. Would love to see it.
- Let me just rattle off a few:
1. Accountability
2. Ability to clearly dictate ideas
3. No fear
4. Knowing the correct procedure when dealing with the missing
- This is nuts. I have no idea why you think I’m right for this. Do you know who this is???
- Hell yeah! Quit doubting yourself. You’d only be making 60-65k depending on the size of your region. But that could grow in the second year.
- Hell yeah who?
- PAUL !! So what do you think? Interested?
- I don’t know, why don’t you ask Paul.
- Are you kidding me? Quit playing Paul.
- Wow. I am not paul.
- Well then who are you?
- Not Paul, that’s for sure.
- Well it was an accident. No need to be edgy.
- I’m not edgy. Its funny. Calm down.
- Yur right! Holy shit I thought you were Paul hart.
- Nope. Good luck with your business, though. Thanks for thinking of me.
- Well would u poss be interested in applying? We will be national.
- Ha. I appreciate it, but I’m just a musician/artist type.. probably not much help to you.
- Well I could use a jingle or some music for our site and PSAs
- What do you think? hello?
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