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THIS IS THE AD I POSTED ON Craigslist in California, under Roommates Wanted:

$375 Room share on Westside (Santa Monica) (map)

My roommate and i are looking for a third, yes a third, for short or long term. She and I currently share a room (a bed actually, but platonically). The other half of the room would be yours. There is already a bed there. Unit is great. Electricity is only utility, in addition to cable/internet. Large kitchen, and living area is pretty decent sized. Unit has pool and small gym. We are from Florida. Room/Apt is totally furnished. You also have your own dresser. call 310-***-****... running around today, but will get back to you.

Me: Hey its Karly. U called about the room share for rent?

Hey Jonathan im at a small business mtng today bc im starting up a new biz. What part of GA are u from

Fitness. Tea Time Yoga its called. Its bikram yoga buy you drink special teas that help cleanse you or make u feel a certain way before, during and after the session.

Not a bother im bored off my little ass lol

Ballet! Cool shit. So no meat? Why not? Sometimes we go out dancing

We just dance for fun. So thats cool that you can dance. I like eating meat. Bc we BBQ sometimes. Does your pup eat meat?

Honesly havent been hikin much bc i read alot of articles about people getting lost, goin miss, etc. Idk if Erin likes hikin. She's the other roomie, the one in the pic. We keep things pretty clean, except we have a dirty corner, where we allow that one area to be messy. Erin is wild, she's a stunt driver.

Cool ass job.

But she's kinda strange abt pets.

Awwhhh Millie is cute. my roommate is not cool about pets bc she's been bitten alot. like alot alot

Well she sounds cute. And i bet she'd be really happy after eatin some good bbq!

Let me think on it. And check with Erin. So do u like have a signifcant other?

Oh really! Well that's probably good seeing as we are like two girls. Erin is a lesbian though, but she doesn't have chicks over. It's kinda weird that she gets upset bout dogs bc usually lesbians are way into dogs

and biting lol

Sweet thinking! yeah i think erin just has alot of fears and all

Well we do like to drink. I had to have my stomach pumped like 2 years ago bc i got so f'ing blasted at an auto show

I'll know in a little bit and let u know what works. still have to check my horoscope for today to see like what i should and shouldn't do

i like horoscopes. i dont need to see the stars, just like to feel them and what control they have

hey sorry been dealing with erin all day. she got shingles real bad (maybe bc the girl she's been seeing works at a psych ward and those patients are dirrrty). she is not feeling well. so prob not. im gonna try to get her some meds tmrw

she is going to the dr today

thanks yeah do a feel better dance for her if they have one

but i'll let her know. hows mollie?

im okay just trying to get some of these recipes right for teas. wanna try some on erin, but she is weary bc she is already sick.

she is in the hospital

well its looking like she actually has a stage 2 bladder infection. maybe bladder shingles idk. they say it may spread so she has to wear like a crazy like hazmat diaper around her bottom. dont tell her i told. she's gonna be okay but just not yet basically

im okay. just wishing i could do more. feel bad for her.

thank u i will. shes having an allergic reaction to some med they gave her so its been shittyness here

You found one??!

Awwhhh. U seemed like the best person for the room share

I wish you would have told me sooner

Possibly. Kinda bummed now that you're out of the picture. and the only thing IN the picture is Erin and her plastic pants and shingles. :(

Thats sweet. what made u think of that?

so u make a killer sauce huh?

Omg a gallon?

Thats alot. My grandparents used to teach us how to grow strawberries but then they died

Whats the most gallons u ever made at once?

WTF get the heck out!! what u make that for?

Well alot has been going on bc while Erin was in the hospital her infection got into her appendix and she ended up needing it out

i actually didn't tell u about it bc i was trying to pretend it wasnt true.

Hey sorry i been in tahoe all week at a photo shoot

heading home today

Hey whats up?!

Yeah. Dealing with stuff at the apt. Havent heard from my roomie in a few days

Sorry been at the police station.

Had to do a missing person thing

:(

Yes. Weve been calling and emailing her

Texting

Nothing

She was using alot of pain meds after her appendix got out

She was really depressed without her appendix thought people would think she was weird

I dont know what to need. I feel really lonely and like scared i guess

Thanks yur so sweet. Where'd u learn to be so sweet

Thank u i just dont know where else to look for her or ask around. Like may she partied to hard on her pills. But she didn't seem like she was in a party mood without her appendix

Hey not yet. Sumone said they saw her at work on Tuesday but i dont think they know what the fuck they are talking about bc alot of her co workers are fucking idiots and dont seem to know shit EVER

Like every time ive ever been to her work her coworkers always seem to not know shit

They are searching. Seeing if anyone has logged into her internet accts and notifying friends etc.

Yeah they found her! She's alive and well just got into some shady shit

she apparently sold a bunch of her stuff and used it to buy a bunch of huffers. they found her hanging with a bunch of huffers people that were like nasty and camping out.

but not camping out like families go camping, 'camping out' like poor people

kind of a bitch move really

Hey long time no talk!

It was okay! I miss u. Guess what?

Im pregnant!

I found out the other day. But i need a favor

I need to borrow some moolah. Im stuck in Baltimore. LONG STORY.

Can u maybe Western Unions me like $60 or $75 bc Im out of town and my shit all got stolen by the father

Didn't hear back from u. Really could use a little loan. I will pay you back as soon as i track him down and get ALL MY SHIT from him

That's him in case u happen to see him before i do.

did u get the pic?

he looks like the kind of person that would just take everything doesnt he?

i should have known. im so naive sometimes

So can u western unions me?

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