Roommate Revenge Request
November 23rd, 2011
- ME: Haaaaaa! Heard you cant seal the deal
- Them: Who is this?
- You know who it is
- But i dont, actually
- Had i known i probably would not have asked the original question as to who you are
- Well smart ass, who would know about your inability to score with chicks.
- Ask yourself that, and you'll get the answer
- I'm not quite sure
- There is not one that i could possibly think of
- Well i'm not a chick. I'll give u that hint
- Well that's good but that still doesn't help
- Omg well i heard that u couldn't seal the deal with a chick recently
- Well thats great but who are you? And that's interesting news
- Well i'll give u a few clues...
- Awesome, Im 10 again playing a guessing game
- Whatever. Take it or leave it
- Go for it
- Im popular
- Thats the first clue
- Oh man, so helpful.... I can really narrow it down
- Im 6ft tall
- Getting warmer, still not quite piecing it together
- You told me once that u think my skin looks weird
- I told u once that your skin looks weird. Shit, that doesnt help
- Omg... uhm yur memory is weak
- It really is, I can't help it pal... So wanna just help me out and enlighten me on who you are
- I have more freckles than you. I wear a bracelet
- That's just really not helping.... I'm rather confused
- We had a class together
- Okay... That's helping. Now we are getting somewhere
- And i did better in class than u
- So do a lot of people, not helping
- I was never a fan of your roommate
- Hmmm.....
- which one? no idea cuz thats still a large list too
- I drove a van for a while.
- I honestly have no idea
- How do u have such a shit memory bro
- Idk. These clues aren't that great. Just who are you?
- What do u mean the cakes are good?
- Clues*
- There not. Ur 6ft talle with more freckles than me and you drove a van. Mmmmm knokked it outta the park
- Yeah well if i were u i'd know already u dumbass
- Sorry?
- Im just saying i gave u alot of clues and i were the one guessing i prob would have guessed and gotten it right.
- Here's a pic of part of me
- thats not weird or anything
- You sure you got the right number bro?
- Yeah! Definite. I'll send another piece of the pic in a minute. But i'm assuming u know by now?
- I honestly have no clue
- Really?!! Here's another visual hint. You sherlock you.
- its a second part of that same pic
- Now u know haha!!! How hav u been?!
- Hello?!
- Helllloooo!!! So are u there? I sent my whole pic.
- My phone died relax
- Ya dude idk who you even are
- Did u get the pic?
- Ya dude idk who you are. And i dont know who u think i am....
- That's me on the right...
- Its CARL! CARL MALLER !!!
- That doesn't mean aything to me. I dont know either person. Who do you think i am???
- You dont recognize me? Is this Roger?
- No this is not Roger. I have no clue who u are or even how u got my number.
- wtf! Yur lying! What u been up to? You and Olivia going to the race this wknd?
- Im not lying dude. My name is Rob from long island. I dont know an Olivia or any race
- Stop playin are yall goin or not?
- We should be there by 11
- Im not playing ya c**t
- U lie! Sen me a picture of u if this aint roger
- Ya know what, ya we will see yall there at 11, we might be late
- Stop bs'n. If it aint u then send me a pic of u with a piece of paper sayin IT AINT ME YA BEATCHHH
- Im good
- Haha! Knew it was u rog! When yall gonna be there? Is Finny comin?
- Ya, we all will be there
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