Ride to the Airport ( L.A.)
November 21st, 2011
- me: Hey what's up?
- them: exhausted. still working.
- any plans when you get off?
- not tonight. flying out to Germany tommorrow.
- what is going on with you?
- I'm just house sitting for a week, in the hills.
- did my mom ask you to see if i needed a ride to the airport?
- she did. how did you know?
- typical her. always worrying about everything. but i'm good. my company is sending a car to get me in the morning, and then i'm being met by some people when i land.
- ok. are u sure?
- yes. hows the sitting going? ever house sit for some real famous people?
- Have i. I watched Justin Bieber's house last month. but only for a few days. He has so much strange stuff.
- Like?
- Well their is a case that has just replicas of his hair in it. Like molds, or wigs.
- No way. Very odd.
- Yeah, they're for like if he loses his hair in a fire he can go right back to work without having to take time off.
- I guess its' smart to plan ahead.
- ha ha. literally. lol.
- Big plans while you're in Germany?
- Just spending time with the kids. Thats all. Not much else scheduled.
- Sounds awesome.
- Indeed. If i can just finish up this work here at the office. Who's house are you sitting now?
- Well did you ever see that show Married with Children? with the Bundys.
- Yes i know it
- You know the guy who played Bud Bundy?
- Ha yes, the little guy
- Well i'm watching his house. And it might be the strangest pad i've ever been in.
- Really, why
- Well all he has to eat is freezer dinners. Like hundreds and hundreds of them.
- Every type of meal you can imagine: Frozen sliced beef, Turkey Dinner, German Style, Ham dinner, Veal Parmagian, and so many more.
- Those are so bad for you. My mother would not even let us have them if we begged her. haha
- He even has one freezer locked up that has a collection of them in there. Like historic meals or something. So nasty.
- But you know he spent most of his money on dolls right?
- What? i didn't know
- Let me snag a few pictures. But you can't show anyone.
- I won't. But thanks for not helping me stay on task over here.
- Sorry. lol. u promise you wont show anyone?
- Yes. I won't.
- Check these out. From two rooms upstairs. Here:
- It's so creepy. Even his pets won't go in there.
- ha ha. you should borrow one as a momento
- I already thought about it. But some of them are bolted down, and i think some are alarmed, b.c. they have wires going into them.
- That is the wildest. You have the wildest job.
- Ha ha. I know.
- I did once take a pair of shoe lifts and and some fake sideburns from Bert Reynolds nightstand.
- I don't even know what to say to that
- Just dont tell anyone. Are you sure you don't need a ride in the morning?
- No thanks. I told mom not to worry.
- okay. well can u send me a picture of you so i'll have a memory of you in case you decide to stay in Germany forever?
- Okay. But u can't share this one! lol
- Awesome. You're smile is looking great. i'm sure the Germans will love it.
- And turn about is fair play. don't i get one?
- who is that?
- Did you get it?
- Yes, i think. But who is that?
- That's me.
- hello?
- are you sure you don't need a ride to the airport?
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