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Me: Yall want these clothes still?

Yall hollerd at me bout these box of clothes

I aint got no phone minutes

just got clothes

Yeh i am now cuz my phone vibin. we party hard last nite by the train station. so what u wanna know abt these clothes

They got all types. what u wear

WHAT U WEAR

??

Well we can meet up. wan me to send u a few pics of the clothes?

Okay word up. Why is yor signature about killin yo self?

Oh fo sho! I thought u was lookin for a new outfit to kill yoself in

Oh i see. I though maybe you was tryin to buy some nice shit to jump off a bldg in or shoot yoself up in ya feel me :P

Yeah ima get em now stay chill we gottem coming

back an forth btwn chicago proper and milwaukee daz my work grind

thaz my neighbor kid with that vest on but they aint paid for it he was just wearin it for fun

yeah it still the same. let me show u some more specific shit we got. what yo body type

oh okay. let me sen u a few more pics. got tons of stuff in these boxes

got a pic of any of yall or you for sizing?

oh u about my size man. let me sen some more pics to ya

right now wisconsin, by milwaukee

where u

ok im back and forth so i'll be out your way in a few days

And this me drinkin a malt

Word i will i got srious sweet tooth i was raise by a bakery.

caddycorner to a bakery

Well i might be out toward Gurnee in the burbs tmrw. So i'll let u know. What abt them boots yall wan em?

I mean its a pretty big box and they got another box i aint open yet

lemme open this byatch up an c what in it

it do matter bcuz they heavy and they big so i should u kno

bunch of art and shit. lemme sen u some pics of this

they got some art and scary candle holder

if u into all that kinda scaryness

hello

Hey bossman

U get the pics of the art n all bc i need to know what to bring. tryin to def come thru tnite

awrite where yall gonna be at tnite or tmrw

wisconsin

hey boss yea im here

yeah i think it was 30 for the clothes

oh yeah. i discounted it. u right 20

what about this other box wit dat art en nem scary cups and shit

oh u get scared like i used to

i used to get scare alot

i once had a lawsuit wit a haunted house that we won

i think is about 80

idk man. i drive. Train ridin too fragile for me.

why do sumone need a ride back?

i might be able to brin u back wit me

well its gettin late so i prob wont be coming by til tmrw

will u still be home tmrw?

coo and will u be ridin back with me

i see. well i will bring the boxes tmrw

DANNG boss we partyn tonight

we at HORATIOS. Yeah my boy Tehran makes em. why?

oh word. well u gonna hav to sing some shit for me when i see or show me a sample

i will google yo ass ! this club goin off.

dont knw what time. prob noonish or afternoon

Yo dawg got some shit

shit got all mess up

we got on the drink and shit got wild like

i kno im real sorry

we birnt it all cuz we wanna get that insurance

we burrnt all errything last night

sirious man

it aint ring here. u callin the right number?

i aint gettin no reception

It was like an idea and then it became real bc my cousin said we can get some serious insurance money ya feel me

Yeah and they comin to do that estimate

tmrw

soo.. look tho... i actually go sumthn for u in all this

Yeah. Im thinkn since we were involved in a business deal, the insurance gonna wanna know why all the clothes and art were in the car. So gonnna give them your number case they need somebody to say it was a real deal involvin those goods

if thats cool

in exchange when i get that check from them im gonna break u off the cost u was gonna spend on the boxes

Hey boss. So whats yur first and last name? Cuz this ins guy needs to know

Word thnkx

hey boss been a long day wit this shit

And i actually need YOU to call the INSURANCE guy and let them know what was up. i'll give u the case numbr tmrw

Hey boss. The guy name is Daniel Miley, and his numbr is 812624****. You can even just leave him a statement on his VM. The case number is 03418. You gotta leave that when you leave your statement. Just tell him that you and me was involved in some business on that box of clothes and art. That u saw my ad on craiglist on it. That's it pretty much.

Its simple and i'll break u off some good money when we get it all done. Should take a few weeks. But dont forget to call.

What they said? Errythin cool?

Thanks mang. i owe ya some rides to milwaukee when i get some new wheels

Dont forget the case number. And u can always leave a VM if he dont answr

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