This Chick Peed in my Car
November 13th, 2011
- Me: Hey what's up
- Who is this??
- It’s big John
- Bro, help me out, I know like 20 John’s. Last name?
- Johnny marerro from Vegas. Johnny with the sick threads and ill hoes!! With the cotton candy!! COTTON CANDY JOHNNY!!
- Dude, you sure you got the right #? I don’t know a Johnny from Vegas. Cotton Candy?
- This is the number you gave me bro
- Shit, I’m confused. Where did I meet you?
- It was a party last year bro. But I’m gonna be back in LA this coming wknd. Crazzzy night going down.
- Cool, where’s it at? Details?
- Gonna be at Seth Green’s pad. Crazy shit going off. CraaaazZzzyy. Banana times man. Dumb bunnie tits for sure.
- No shit, what’s the deal, can I roll? U have an address?
- It’s next Saturday night biz. Mad wicked hoes. Got those Cat snackin chicks from Mexico rollin up. My cousin is swingin through with four def wrestling broads from UCONN.
- Hell yeah, sounds like a good night. Keep me posted, Im down to roll. Any dress code?
- HA. Just don’t dress like a weak fuck.
- Right man. No shit. Cool cool. I’m IN.
- HELL YEAH! Last night was nutz at my place man! Some chick peed in my car!
- WTF, lol! You make her walk home or what?
- HAA. I will when she wakes up. She still asleep in my car!!! Been sleepin all day. Lazy broad. HA.
- Did you leave a window cracked so she could breathe? Hope she’s not dead…
- Nah. U serious?
- No… I’m sure she’s fine. Go try waking her up, throw some water on her or something
- Damn man, u scared me. She didn’t move when I went to the grocery.
- Yeah well considering it’s almost 4pm, I’d be weirded out if some chick was still passed out in my ride from the night b4.
- I took a picture of her earlier when I went to get some burger meat.
- No shit? she hot?
- Not in this pic. but she's pretty good lookin usually. here she is:
- No shit bro… serious.. Is she breathing at least?
- i’m sure she is. are you a doctor?
- No man, I wish. They make bank. But I would surely go check on her ASAP.
- DAMN. You got me afraid to go down there now man. .
- WTF??
- You come check man.
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