Baby Momma Drama (Louisiana)
November 10th, 2011
- Me: Hey whats up
- Them: Who dis?
- It's Lonnie
- What lonnie? lonnie Lemoine?
- Yeah man Wat up dawg?!
- Where are ya
- Back in Baton Rouge. By Mr. Don's. I got in some trouble
- Mr dons?? Wat trouble?
- He's an old friend. We'll i got a chick pregnant
- Damn boy, are yall together now? I thought you'd moved out of Louisiana
- Nah i ain't moved. I'm kinda fucked man. I don't need this baby man.
- NO you don't dude
- I don't know what to do though. She like REALLY wants it
- Of course if itz her first, how old is she?
- she's 22
- Is it her first? Im kinda goin thru the same thing
- Yeah. It's her first so she really wants it man. like they all do. What's yur deal?
- Well the girl i was with claims she is preggos but i dont know man. Shes hot, but i still left her. She got pissed, fuckin hacked my myspace page and all kinda shit Dawg.
- Damn, you still have myspace? Well, this chick is tripping. She wants to name the baby after me, if its a boy or girl. Can u believe this shit?
- Does she kno you have a kid already?
Women are strange beings sometimes and she mayb doin that to trap you or just simply out of spite if yall are beefing - I think she knows, I've had her babysit my kid before. But she looks whack man. I don't want her kid. damn man!!
- Omg, dont let her know that man cuz that was how i felt about the chick i was with and when she found out i started fuckn with another chick she lost it.
My advice is, if she has it just go with it but rite now do not lead her on to think yall are gonna b 2gether. She needs to clearly understand that you dont want it - She got a weak ass lookin chin and one breast a little crooked. Am I being overly jusgemental?
- A little. but thats what it is
- Yeah. I just don't want another kid. This is bullshit. Wish I could convince her
- Keep tryin kidd
- U got any other ideas?
- Plenty but they are illegal
- Haha. Man I could almost go for anything at this point. What u thinkin?
- How far along is she and does she smoke?
- She smoke occasionally. Not much now. Maybe a little weed. She's like 6 wks.
- I dont kno man. but i have a few ideas. give me a call 2morrow ill b on the road. we can talk about it
- Cool bro. Good lookin out. TTY tmrw.
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