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Category: The Latest Bustin Jieber

  • Me: Hey whats up
  • Who is this
  • Its Dan.
  • Dan?
  • Are you trying to get ahold of mel
  • i sure am
  • Her number is 812592**** This is her sis
  • oh hey its dan. what u been up to
  • Nothing workin and school
  • oh fun. where u workin
  • Burger king. Did you get in touch with mel?
  • sure did.
  • ok
  • hey there, its Dan again.
  • Hi
  • Thinking about throwin a surprise party, u interested in helpin?
  • For mel?
  • yup indeed. what do u think?
  • Sure in class though
  • yur in class rite now?
  • Ya just leaving
  • So where yall wanna have it
  • Im not sure. maybe at the townhall or rent a place out?
  • Hum i don't know. Ill look and see and get back to ya
  • Okay. well i want to go ahead and get a band to play. what do u think about that?
  • That sounds good and i think i know a band. They live right next door to me and melissa likes them
  • oh yeah? have you heard of Bustin Jeiber? They are like a feaux pop band out of Indy
  • No i haven't are they good?
  • they are fun to listen to. one of the guys is in a wheelchair but looks just like justin beiebrerereere lol
  • really? that's sad
  • yeah, he was hit by a train which caused him to end up hurt. and his actual last name is Jeeber i think. so the band name is also a play on words b.c. he got 'busted up' by the train, so they call themselves 'bustin jeiber'.
  • lol thats crazy
  • yeah. whatever. sorry to ramble. it is sad, but look at him now, in a band. so not that crazy. what's your band called? the one next door
  • Code Blue
  • okay, do u wanna check with them?
  • We can check with yours. Thats fine. But john can tell ya more about the other band if ya wanna know
  • U know john right? mel's bf
  • yeah i do. good dude.
  • What kind of foods could we have? I think this will be a BLAST.
  • I have no idea lol
  • Well ask code blue if they would do it. what kind of tunes do they play?
  • Rock mostly
  • excellent. well we need to pick a day that will work. what day do u think is best? im ready to lock it in
  • I know sunday i think sat or sunday
  • okay. lets plan for Sunday then. but if we do saturday night, then we can really celebrate. idk, what do u think mel would like best
  • Really celebratin lol
  • but if we do it sat we would have to make sure everyone has a baby sitter for the kids. Which will be a harder thing to do if they aren't our kids lol.
  • Then she will immediatly think something is up.
  • Hmmm... good point. So sunday it is. Which sunday?
  • I don't know if we do it this sunday it will be a lot for us to handle to get stuff ready in less than a week. If we do it next sunday its the sunday be
  • fore val. Day. Sunday after that is my dads birthday lol
  • the Sunday before Val day could work? i think. do u think? i can maybe hire a cupid costumed person or something.
  • LMAO if you want lol
  • LOL. i think it would be funny. and i know just the person to ask to do it.
  • So do u think we can get this together?
  • I will try my best but we could include more if you want to
  • include more what?
  • People. Does john know?
  • not yet. you are the first person ive really talked about it with.
  • Ok. Well maybe we can get john in on planning it! And if you want you know a lot of people she knows probably more than me and i can hurry and send out invitations
  • I think that's good. do u want to put together an invitation and i'll make some copies, or duplicats of em
  • Thats fine i can do it all tomorrow after i get off work
  • okay great. let me know then, ok? and i'll see about gettin that Cupid ready?? Haha
  • Lol so who is dressin as it?
  • ha. that will be a surprise!
  • Ha ha is it baker?
  • no clues. now i gotta make some calls to get some people to this dang party. i'll ttyl
  • Ok lol
  • hey whats up
  • Not much home work not having a very good day sorry lol
  • why were u having a bad day? any news on the party?
  • I have a busy schedule. And no i am trying i missed the band dude yesterday but will try tomorrow
  • woah. no need to get snarky. sounds good. hope u feel better
  • No i didn't mean to be that way i really have been busy sorry
  • Its okay. How about this. If you draw up a good invitation i will get some copies of it made, and i will take care of that part. Also, we need to get a list of foods?
  • Ok i will do that tomorrow
  • working on it now. Do you know what program off the top of your head that would be easy to use?
  • nevermind i got it .but need to know the location and have a couple questions
  • hmmm... you can just put that the Location: Surprise Location. And Bring your favorite Food. And put the band down
  • Ok you do know her birthday was in jan right?
  • yeah. i know it. but i wanna just let her know that we all think she's great and all.
  • u can email it to me at my work email *********@mac.com
  • I got the invitations done but i forgot your last name so i can put it on them. What is it again?
  • Just put Danny J. will that work?
  • lol it would be better with the full last name i put mine lol plus she knows a whole bunch of dans duh lol
  • haha. yur right. Danny Jimson
  • I don't know you why are you texting me
  • huh?
  • jimson? Never heard of ya
  • well you said you had a sister, thought it would be fun to throw a party for her
  • you think its a bad idea now?
  • Your number being from outta town and me never even knowing you then hell no. Quit texting me or i will report you
  • youve been texting me too? wtf when you said you had a sister i just thought it might be a fun idea to throw her a party because people always have fun at parties and all. now are we having the party or not?
  • because you were pretending to be someone else! And i am not going to ask you again! Quit texting me!
  • whatever. u quit texting me or i will call the police
  • Whats up
  • Yea the party is a bad plan you fuckin idiot
  • bummer. i thought it would be fun
  • Thought wrong buddy
  • welp tell Mel i tried. and i dont know why you are actin vulgar
  • You dont know her or me its kinda weird
  • well i dont plan on throwin any weird parties. i thought it woulda been joyous. cakes and hats. people telling stories and sharing pictures and old recipes. kind of recapping the good life.
  • wtf. ok.
  • if you guys change your perspective let me know
  • sometimes a change of perspective is all you need
  • We wont
  • well i'll return the gift i bought then. please take my name off of the invitations
  • You are a fuckin weirdo quit textin me
  • oh im the weirdo because i want to bring some joy into a random person's life who sounded like a really good person (mel)
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