
Halloween Cramps (Los Angeles)
November 10th, 2011

- Me: Hey there
- Lost all my contacts.. Who is this
- Hey its Jamie
- Hi! Sorry... I switched from Verizon to AT&T and lost everything. What's going on
- Gettin ready for a great party tonight. You?
- Fun... Whose party? Jared's fam is in town so we are going to his sisters... She just had a baby. We r going to San Diego tommorrow cuz my sis is coming with the kids and my bro in law
- Family fun?!! Sounds great. It's a long story but we got invited to a party at the director M.knight Shyamalans. A halloween party!!
- That is awesome.. R u dressing up? Who r u going with?

- Sorry. Showered. Going with my friend Elon. Don't think you've met. Trying to decide last minute on scary or trendy?
- Tough choice. Be both!! have fun

- How was San Diego?
- It was awesome! how was the party
- It was the scariest strangest thing i've seen in years
- Yikes... Where was it? Who did u end up going with
- It was at a chateau type estate off of Mulholland. My friendish person Elon.
- There were real bats. Trained ones. hundreds.
- Craziness.. At least you can say you went
- And the waitresses were dressed up like hookers from different eras, and like every half hour some actors would run into the crowd and 'kill' a waiter. It was like dinner theater for Alfred Hitchcock.
- Oh... I have heard about those
- And they hired a kids chorus, but they were all dead looking. It was remarkable.
- Sounds great
- Yeah but right in the middle they stopped the party to give a speech about texting in driving, like some charity thing or something.
- Wow... did you have fun at least? what did you do the rest of the weekend?
- Rosie O was there. Frasier. Lawrence Fishburn. Salma H. And alot of Bollywood actors.
- Wow.
- Wilferd Brimley's son was there. Jim Brimley? idk if u know of him
- Son of the sugar high cowboy
- I dont. But sounds funn!
- I snapped this pic of Odonnell



- It didn't come through, what did u dress up as
- Let me resend it. I went scary, axe murderer. It was last minute.


- Oh i just got it.. she looks tired
- Yeah, she was there with a bunch of bikers.
- Here's Heidi Klume:


- Great costume!
- I know!! They also had an enclosed haunted ferris wheel that spun around, it was like a haunted house on a wheel.
- They went all out!
- I was pretty dumbfounded. Jared's family still in?
- They left yesterday.
- We still need to make plans to get together
- I know. Im sorry i've been flaky. Glad to see them go? or No?
- We both have been busy. yeah.. but i really like his parents
- oh that's great. my friend Elon was telling me a horror story about getting into a physical altercation with her mother in law.
- Yikes.. That is crazy. I am pretty fortunate.. They will be great inlaws.
- Yeah her mother in law actually pressed charges against her. Almost ruined her marriage.
- What.... What did she do
- Well.. it was at a dinner. The mother didn't like her food and made a comment. Elon commented back and the woman took a swipe at her. So Elon pushed her down.
- From what i remember hearing anyway. That was most of it.
- OMG
- I know. What r you guys doing tonight?
- We r going to Mickeys to get sandwiches. Want to join? We are bringing them home
- Idk. Feelin really crampish
- Me 2.. Lol!! Its up 2 u or we can do something another night :)
- Another night. My ovaries are on the attttackkk. lol. Jared wouldn't know what hit him if our cramps start cramping his style.
- Lol... he would love your company anytime!
- Haha. That sounds seductive!!
- HaHa.. We r on our way to Mickeys if u change yur mind.


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