
Steve Jobs' Headbands
October 12th, 2011

- Me: Heyy whats up?
- Whos this?
- It's TJ
- Heyy
- Hey yourself, just stressing over here really
- Wat?
- Wat?
- I dont understand this text u sent meh
- Just stressing out
- Wats wrong?
- Ate sumthin bad i think. Tongue is swelln some
- Ewwieee
- yeah its bad. mighta been from some not so fresh shrimp i ate yest.
- grosss :X
- Yah :(
- I just tried to eat some beef jerky and it stung real bad so im gona think again abt that.
- what u doin?
- Blah n im watching glee u?
- U lie? U watching Glee?
- My olda sis Megan got it 4 Easter so i'm watchen it
- Haha. U lying. What u doin later?
- Idk jus a lazey day u?
- Idk might go see abt this new side job
- Cool.
- Well wher u been working?
- Im umpiring softball but 14 isn't old enuf to work outside a fam business
- Whatev there is money to be made out there. Maybe when my tong gets betr we can get a bizness going
- Ok?
- Now what u doin?
- Still watchen Glee n i'm cleanin sorta
- U?
- Just took sum antibiotics for my tongue


- Yukkky
- Its bad
- Still hurts from those jerky stings too
- Ya thts too much info
- Omg whatever relax
- So u got any biz ideas?

- ????
- Uh i hav a questun... Y r u txten meh anyways?
- What do u mean?
- Y r u suddenly txten meh?
- Am i not allowed to text u? I thought we were friends
- We r its just this is the first time u txted meh ever lolol
- Oh wel sorry i didn't know where was like a bunch of rules
- I just wasnt xpecting it lol n y starts a business at such a young age?
- Well bc i want to hav $ of my own and not always dpnd on my mom n dad
- Wel my parents dnt even think of givin it to meh i reli on umpiring bday n xmas
- Right. But u can't umpire yur whole life. that's tacky.
- lol yeh
- And do u enjoy having extra $$
- I gues. I sav it then spend it all in 1 day lol
- Well u can change that and make lots of $
- idk

- U thoght about it?

- ????


- Whats up ?


- Hey its TJ
- Whats up?


- What is uppp??
- Why are u duckin me? Huh?
- WHAT THE HECK??
- Y r u txten meh?
- Seeing if yur interested in my new biz idea
- idk u do realize its Shannon P*******erg dont u?
- Why u been dodging me?
- Cuz we rnt really frands
- Yeah i kno. But i like bizness and though this might be cool for u.
- Are u mad at me?
- No but uh wat is it?
- Headbands
- Far out whicked headbands
- Wat do they look like n do u already mak headbands?
- Well i think they should be comfortable. And colorful. Kinda fancy. Idk what do u think?
- Do u hav any made?
- Just one. My aunt helped me. Chek it.
- Its just a prototype. That means 'practice one'.


- N wat interested u in maken headbands, why, ware r u gonna sell em, how much n how much does it cost to make1?
- Also girls lik smaller headbands fyi
- Oh ho!! somone is getting biznessy!! i like it
- Well I really liked this girl and she wore one one time and I just got the desire. Plus i want to do big business and maybe fashion and be like the next Steve Jobs. RIP
- He wasn't fashion he was apple
- He turned technology into fashion.
- He was lik the moses of technoology fashion
- And bottom line he was a BIG bizness guy.
- Well instead i wuld make it smaller n neutral colors
- Like what?
- Can u draw one? U have a drawing app on yur phone?
- No bu i'm good at drawin. But tell me mor about yurs
- Well i think i can get some stores to sell them if we can get them made
- What do u think u could bring to the organization?
- We wil c n what desire did u have to make me yur bisness partner
- Idk cuz u randomly used it lol n who else is in it?
- Well i like yur style. I think alot of people dont have their own sense of style and i think u do. And i guess it depnds on if it's something u would be interested in or not.
- I dont have anyone else in right now except my aunt said she would help me.
- Wel okay
- Well i'd like to make some other samples
- We gotta have samples !!!
- Okay then
- Can u draw a few of yur ideas? Just send me some sketches?? My aunt is coming over later i can show her


- Where'd u get that one?
- Its called ribbon and pearl fastners wit a plain blak head band lol
- But we need original designs!! Did U design that? Or it is bought/?
- I designed it smrti
- Oh really? Cool. Can u draw me up a sketch
- Its already made y do u need a sketch?
- Just bc that can be seen alot clearer that the actual exapmle when we take it to engineers
- Thanks! We gotta think like business people
- Sure i can... but i think it makes sense to just see it made
- OMG just send a few sketches and have some faith in me!

- Where they at?
- Um ya im tryen to find my sketch book n thats the only place i sketch so ya
- Lol ok. Thanks. I'm excited. Thanks for helping. I think we make a good team
- Yep n who else nos bout this?
- That's it for now.
- U me n my aunt
- Okay haha lets keep it that way. I dnt want my parents ta kno
- REally? why not?
- Cuz i dnd need them to no that im doing something else they wuld consider 'slackin'
- Haha good call
- Yaaaa




- And this could be our company logo
- Do u lik the compny name Wicked


- Its my uncle from Bostons dogs name
- Any feedback?
- Really like the designs!!
- Cool

- And u really want to get into a bizness?
- Yeah! Why do u think im doing all this? Im even gonna dress up like STeve Jobs for halloween
- Then i say we get into some feather business. popular and good profit
- Feather?
- Feather extension for hair
- Oh yeah. Those are cool
- Have feather clips or headbands
- Right. From what birds though?
- Dnt matter lol
- But what kind birds r we talking really? Doves? Geese?
- Dont matter
- Well where do we get the birds? You gotta think here!
- We dont kill them huh?
- We dnt. U buy a paket online n they come n dnt worry about all that jus go on like amazon for em
- I c. But are they from real birds I want our company to use real organic products
- Idk
- Well we need to know that!
- Not my choice wateva u want
- But it matters. Write it down that we need to find out
- blah ok
- So do u wanna be in charge of that? The animal stuff?
- Nah Im jus the worker not the boss
- Oh okay. I wonder if we could just pull them off of birds to lower cost?
- Uh no thts not sanitary n no way in hell is a bird gona let u do that
- What about recently deceased birds? idk what to do. bc i want the feathers to be organic
- U want dead berd feathers that probly have flies n slime on em?
- Omg no! But we make sure they are cleaned, boiled, sprayed, etc
- I really dnt think we shuld use any less they r sanitized ones
- Good call. Okay. Well my aunt is here so im gonna discuss some of this with her.
- Ok. c u tmrw i guess?
- ok great. Im excited.
- :P

- Hey whats up. what u doing?

- Whats uppppppp???

- U dissappear?



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