Helpless Husband
October 7th, 2011
- Me: Hey whats up
- Not much.... whom do i have the pleasure of texting
- Haha. It's Liz silly.
- Liz... ahhh i see, how you doing
- Okay. Long wknd of work. What are u doing?
- Liz, who do you think your chattin with?
- i think you think i am someone else
- Is this Brian. Met u at whole foods last week?
- Sorry Liz, Brian have you a bogus number.. I've had this cell number for over ten years.... his loss sorry
- Hmmm.. Cuz he put it in. Maybe i took the name wrong... did u happen to give me your number this past week?
- Im on the left
- Wont download
- now?
- Shitty metro phone wont download
- Haha. well my name is liz, i'm a brnette and i met a cute guy last wk and this was his number. Did u give yur number out to a hip cutie (if i do say so myself) named Liz?
- Finally got the pic by fwding it to my computer, etc. You are as you describe but my name is Abid, and my wife would kill me if i had given my number to you
- Oh really? Well i didn't mean to pry. U sound sweet
- Not at all, been my pleasure
- How long have u been married?
- Sorry i crashed for the night... been married three years
- Oh. I was almost married. but it didn't happen.
- Really.... lucky you
- I did it for the wrong reason
- Really? Why? My ex was in the military but he met a girl who was contracted to work at the mess hall on his base, and he lied to me about their relationships
- Sorry that blows. I got girlfriend knocked up. we were about to split but once that happened. i stayed for my little girl
- Awhhh... well what was brave of you to do. But i bet it's tough? Ya'll still have alot in common?
- Honestly it was cowardice, my heart and brain said no, but i did it anyway... we have little in common... she was my rebound after my first love cheated on me
- Wow. I guess u and i have that in common then; beaing cheated on. Well how do u make it work?
- She is a great mom though... just a bad wife... its not working, staying for my little girl... for as long as i can
- How did you recover from being cheated on, w/o making the mistake i made :-\
- Well i didn't have a baby involved i guess. That's why i think its brave of you
- My dad didn't hang around he sorta abandoned us
- That terrible. To me nothing as important as being a dad.... it makes the hell i deal with worth it
- Your dad lost out in raising a beautiful girl
- Well that's sweet of you to say. You are a sweet words man. Sugar Words is what im callin you from now on!
- Haha. Indeed, but i have my sour side i am sure
- Haha. We all do. So be honest did u really give me yur number and are just joking now that you didnt?
- I'll send my pic when i get a chance. And i'll prove it when i get a chance
- No guy would flake on you
- Only an idiot
- So u didn't give me yur number? im confused?
- Either way u seem fun to chat with :))
- Thanks:-). I didn't give it to you. Lucky for me though some IDIOT gave it to you
- Just curious. I know i should not ask a woman her age, but how old are you?
- yeah that is luck :) I'm 24. You?
- 34, wow you speak with more maturity than your age
- i feel old now
- Really? U sounded younger. i mean over text lol
- But ive had to grow up fast at times
- Very true. plus i am young at heart lol
- Well then i guess we both r! I have to clock in at work. I'll say hey later :)
- :-) please do
- Hiiiii
- Hola
- How u doing Liz
- Hey sorry. Im good. Just working today. Youuuu???
- The same. i work 9 to 4:30 mon to friday..
- Where do u work?
- At the YMCA! It kinda sucks but i have a pretty good job here for my age
- How's your work?
- Very cool. I am a videographer. Filming weddings and private events. I also work at a guitar shop during the week.
- Love filming... the other job is just a job to me
- Yeah. I want to run my own restaurant one day. And create astounding meals.
- But for now this is it!
- Well yur job sounds fucking fun. Lol. No videos here. Lotta homeless people hanging out at the Y's in L.A.
- Saw this guy yesterday, i think he peed his pants. Had to take a pic
- Oh you should be careful around strange guys
- I am. I wear gloves alot. most of them are kind, but just socially awkward.
- Your job is more nobel. You clearly have a good heart. Sooo, you're a good cook then huh?
- Haha. I am. My mom used to be in the salad dressing business. So i guess its in the genes.
- Actually i just ate some baklavah i made. Biut im on lunch so i have to get back to work. Ttyl :P
- Ooooh baklabah. My mom makes a killer one. till we text again :)
- Hiii Abid !!
- How's things?
- Hey Liz, thing r good, just getting off work. How you doing?
- I'm okay today. got a new pup!
- Nice ! I'm a dog man..... congrats, what type
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