Helpless Husband (part 2)
October 8th, 2011
- Nice ! I'm a dog man..... congrats, what type
- I named him Wiz. after that rapper Wiz Kalifa bc he is black and yellow like the song. U know who im talking about?
- Oh yes. Adorable. Great band, and great name Liz
- Thanks! What music do u like?
- All types from classical to rock... beatles are my fave
- Hate to do this but im gonna go for a run, text u later after my shower
- Okay :(
- Sorry just trying to stay in shape and clear my mind
- yeah? Clear your mind?
- Yah, dont want to bore you with wife issues
- Oh. You two getting along well these days?
- Not lately as you can imagine
- What's been happening? It's hard to have a marriage i bet huh?
- No trust, no intamcy, the usual... marriage is tuff
- Yikes! Sometimes im glad my ex cheated on me so that i dont have to be married.
- Do you trust her?
- Not anymore, she never trusted me. Now roles are reverse
- Ooooo. Is she sneaky? My ex was. Big time sneaky like a earthquake
- Yah but not in a cheating way... spying on emails, facebook, etc... she does drink behind my back, but thats a different story
- Well my ex was practically leading a double life. He a girl pregnant even. Lies. He told me he had a new car, but it was her car he was borrowing!!
- This was hiim. Real douchebank.
- Still upsets me alot
- Wow.... total bummer
- pic wont download :-)
- i mean :-(
- Definitely . Ugh :(z So u have like any fun hobbies or anything, karaoke?
- My ex has falsely accused me of cheating at least ten times.. never have even though we rarely sleep together... karaoke fun.. been doing the rock band thing
- I love karaoke!! What songs u sing when u do it
- i have a deep voice... so my range is limited... lol
- I promise to take a pic soon
- When wife not around
- Range is limited?? Boooooooo!! Well what song would you sing me?
- Okay. understan. well have u and her talked about how things are bad btwn you?
- Yah, she thinks all guys cheat... no reasoning with her
- Ironically its her constant accusation having me consider other options
- i still will try any song... for you a frank sinatra song... Strangers in the night seems appropriate
- Who knows her feelings
- Gotta go... will u be up late?
- You should talk to her about it!! Yes i will can u text later?
- Yes i can... we have talked at length. she wont see a therapist with me.
- weakkkk !!
- Txt me later ;)
- I will..... promise
- You still up good looking
- Just finished showering and stuff. What up with you?
- Just finished showering and stuff. Got some bug bites on my leg so the water felt good. What up with u?
- Tease... just texting you
- Haha? Not tryin to tease. So you are deep voiced huh?
- Sure am. Some find it sexy. Its okay if you tease.
- Haha. I can be a tease if you like teases ;)
- Please do
- Lol well whats yur fave part of a girls body? like r u more of an ass man or a breast man? wings or things baby lol
- thighs*
- Sorry, wife had woke.
- Ass man for sure
- But i love every part of a women
- Good morning
- Hey! Been a wild morning
- Is that good?
- I guess. Just hectic bc some homeless guys got into a fight at the Y this morning
- Oh sorry that sucks
- Yeah. it was nasty. they were trying to bag on each other for not achieving their dreams in life, and then they started fighting and rolling around on the ground. not cool. im like yall are already fucking homeless just chill out!!
- cops came and everything. major gross!
- Well i have something that will cheer u up.
- Cutesy!! I was wondering if you were ever gonna send one. Look very sleek
- Whew glad u like i thought i might scare u away
- For a while i thought my wife was trying to set me up... i mean a sexy girl accidentally texted me
- Then i decided.... so what, who cares
- Haha. Yeah i dont know yur wife.
- In fact i only have on friend who is married. My friend Jazzy. This is her.
- She is miserable!! Not in this pic bc she is with her dog, but in general. Im excited to take my dog to play with her dog soon though.
- i KNOW she is miserable if she's married. but did you definitely like the pic of me?
- Its cute!!! You just happened to be shirtless when u took it eh?
- Lol... had just woke up
- Well you look WELL RESTED. So yur an ASS man u said?
- Actually, i love the woman body
- But yes luv the ass
- Yeah i like the female body better than the male body honestly
- But some parts of the male body i loveeeee
- Oh really... you tease
- I agree female body is much better
- Just being honest :)) im a cool chick i think. A little kinky at times and kinda codependant.
- But thats probably because im a Sagitarius :(
- Nothing wrong with that.... so what's kinky to you (!!my blood pressure is rising)
- I actually enjoy dressing up! like wigs, costumage, capes, even plastic weapons and some lightweight real ones.
- Nothing wrong with that... i wish my wife would role play
- i have like this wooden bayonette thing that actually from like a real war a long time ago, and it has a genuine eagle claw at the end of it. if i want to pretend im an indian warrior that likes to be crazy fucking sexy!!!
- BLOOD PRESSURE STILL RISING! Got any pics :)
- I cant take any at work, but i may have one or two on my phone. Let me see. You and wifey ever tried dressing up?
- She's a light out, few position girl... i tried to no avail
- Didnt u know befor yall married though? Like i knew everything abt my ex
- No she changed...
- Once she had the ring.. everything... i mean everything changed.
- i married her for my daughter... nothing more
- Sounds harsh... but like you i like honesty
- Well at least u know how u feel. I struggle with being able to figure my feelings out exactly sometimes
- Its a struggle for us all, most dont admit it or are in denial
- So which YMCA do u work at? You work tmrw?
- I work at the santa monica one. I do work tmrw. why u ask
- also, do you have any pets?
- Trying to figure out what to do... gotta paid day off, wife assumes i am working till 2... any suggestions.. yes we have a black lab mix
- 2pm or am
- Pm :-(
- Im nit sure. The beach? but its been cold
- i think u should try dressing up. It's fun!!
- Would love to... but with who? :-)
- Its not like the wife would be game
- Outside of pulling hair i cant do shit
- Hmmmm.. well let me think on it some
- Please do :-)
- You could always just dress up by yourself for practice.
- But i bet you'd like me to dress up
- Well thats a no brainer
- What would u dress as out of curiousity?
- Hmmm.. Good question. What would i dress u as is better?
- Well the suspense is killing me
- Too bad u work tmrw
- Do you have like a treasure chest of stuff to dress in?
- Sorry have to do a lil work. Text u later
- okay
- something to think about while youre working... i'd dress u as a naughty school girl with pigtails and white button shirt and miniskirt.. you'd be wearing a garter belt too... just a thought
- Hey ! Just getting done. What up buttercup?
- That fight was willllddd today.
- Fight?
- Yeah the homeless guys. One of them tried to put the other's eyes out with a Barbasol can. it was scary!!
- Oh yeah, my bad. Sounds scary. Glad yur safe.
- Thanks. Whatre u up to?
- At home
- Got something for u. Some of my sexy dress up pics!
- DO NOT SHARE THEM. promise?
- you have my word gorgeous
- I was thinner and younger when this was taken. but its a costume i like and still wear but its tattered some
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