Dongs Behind You (Crank Request)
October 5th, 2011
- ME: Hey what's up
- THEM: Who is this
- It's Liz. Where were you this weekend?
- Liz who?
- Liz Marley. I was just looking at some crazy photos with you in them.
- idk who u are
- OMG, well i was with Mark and those guys and u had some crazy pics up
- Who are u tryin to talk to?
- Look Donna, its me Liz! Hello!! Omg u are being so airhead. lol
- u should check to see those pics. some were wayy wild
- Whatever
- Whatever. its yur body girl
- I was at the lake this weekend... wasn't nobody taking pictures
- My bad. they may have been from a diff weekend. i'm just sayin
- I still don't know who u are
- Its me Liz! I used work with the baseball team. I'm friend's with donnie. I'm just sayin that u looked like a stray hoe in some of those
- Donnie who?
- Donnie from Atlanta. Hello !!
- idk
- well one of the photos is of you chugging. and one is you holding up a peace sign. but... they had guys holding their dongs out behind you.
- well i don't throw peace signs, so not me
- Look... i know its u girl... i really don't care. its your life.
- Whatever. how did u get this number
- U gave me yur number!! But u don't remember me. I dont know what to say. But i'd get in touch with Donnie and his buddies to take those pics down. In one of them yall are like making a nice sandwich, and in the background there are like 3 guys showing their dongs.
- I don't give out my number... where am i supposed to know u from?
- We met a while back through Donnie or Mark. I tried to tell them to take them down but i was laughing. They are pretty funny. In one yall are wearing fun hats and posing, but in the back you can see two guys pointing their dongs at your hat. And another guy putting his hand up by his mouth and pushing his tongue against the inside of his mouth, like you had been blowjobbin.
- i havn't had this number very long. i think you got the wrong person.
- How would i have the wrong person?
- idk but i dont know u or ya friend
- Well i know that you like to be in pictures where 2 or 3 people are standing behind u with their dongs hanging out, like they are tanning in the dong sun. So i'm just tryin to look out for you. U shouldn't do that stuff.
- Oh yeah, and one of the pics you were smiling, and their was a girl smiling with you, but she was holding out a pretty decent sized fake dong in her hand without u knowing.
- Whatever... idk u, leave me alone
- Well u can say whatever u want. I know you, and pictures dont lie. If you want to go through your whole life with random people showing secret penises behind yur back, then go right ahead.
- But if i see them again, i'll ask them to take 'em down. hope they do for your sake.
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