Mister C.C.'s Turd Snagger
November 10th, 2011
- Me: Hey what's up
- Them: Who is this?
- It's Abi Dahlism from WonderBilt. I'd like to send you our new catlogue.
- Do not spam my phone again or i will block your number
- I'm sorry, Mr. C.C. but past purchases have you with a 'GOOD BUYER' rating in our database.
- Fuck off i do not know you and i do not want your bullshit catalogue
- I'm sorry Mr. C.C. but our records indicate you purchased: Blender Pet Litter Turd Auto Upright Vacuum -from us in the past.
- We have a phenomenal new mid summer line of items.
- Including a Lawn Recliner, Industrial Strength Scented Candles, and a Beef Maker.
- Hello Mr. C.C.?
- Look. I know this has to be a joke. You stated my initials without me ever stating them.
- If the texts persist i will report them to the police as harassing communications. I'm far from in the mood for jokes tonight. Consider yourself warned.
- I work for a legitimate corporation sir. I understand if you do not want to make a purchase at this time. However, do you need to renew the warranty on your Litter Rack w/ auto turd comb?
- Reported to the police for harrassment. As of now.
- Blahhhhhhhhhhh. Turd Alert.
- We will contact you at a more convenient time.
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