Easter Gun Slinger - Indiana (April 4th)
October 14th, 2010
- Me: Hey what's up
- Them: Who is this
- This is Jamie
- Jamie who? Schultz?
- yep, Schultz.
- Hey wats up then
- Laid up. Stressn. U?
- why stressn? Wat happened
- Just tired. Money’s been bad.
- Wow where u workin now
- Honestly?
- Yeah
- Got me a Lil hustle. You?
- Wat do u do in ur hustle
- On that gun play
- Never heard of that. an how are ur kids
- Just peddling some guns. The kids good. What’s with u these days?
- Im good got full time a year ago. You still working with paul?
- Sure am. You don’t happen to need a gun do you?
- C thats bull paul said u were old news as i thought
- Well fuck him! I’m in the gun bizness now.
- Really?
- Hell yeah, lookie:
- Now what do u think of the pieces?
- Ill stop by an we can talk bout them
- Sounds good. When u thinkin? Got some bow and arrows as well.
- Where u live
- 200 s. Chestnut
- K can u b out front
- You interessted in the bow and arrows or bow staffs?
- we will c. can u b outside so i know the house
- I won’t be home for 20 mins. I got this homemade Katana star I just finished also. Still gotta airbrush a skull or sumthin it, but I could let it go for $120. This is it:
- possible. let me know when u get home
- I will. U want the Katana or not? It’s sharp. We cut a hen in half with it yeterday.
- Damn. Is this really jaime or her boyfriend?
- This is her BF, Danny.
- Cool, I’m Russell. well Im headin into town. u bout home?
- Not yet. Nuther 20. I’ll just bring this shit by. U can pick what u like. What’s yur address?
- I live on chestnut as well, other end. but I can wait and come over there
- I’m engravin an axe handle right now. Don’t sweat it. I’ll see u in thirty. But have some cash man. I ain’t carting this over for nothing.
- That’s why I said I will stop by cause i will want to c b4 any cash changes hands
- Awh don’t be a bitch man
- U hv no idea how to talk to potential buyers
- I have NO idea how to talk to buyers? I’m selling guns boss, and fucking killer shit. I don’t need to say much. I sell. U buy.
- If I SEE an I like i buy not just by word o mouth
- # Well we will c about that. Where else you gonna buy from? I got 12 gauges, thunder sticks, tazers, and calf killers. I got heavy shit. No bitch shit.
- I said I’ll c what u have and then dcide.
- Yur pissin me off man. Just don’t be a puss about making a purchase. Here’s a lil more of the inventory and shit I do:
- I said i would stop by an check it out but no promises if thats not good enough i dont know wat to say
- Better not be a cop. That’s all I’m sayin
- I aint no dam cop. Ask jaime
- Well look, you think you want the Katana?
- prolly not. Dunno really
- Well fuck! Im sitting here airbrushing this bitch for u right now
- Sry man. U wana meet somewhere?
- I’m gonna come over there. I’m bringing my fucking kids and the guns. Do u want the fucking KATANA or not?????
- No sword
- It’s not a sword man. It’s the smaller attack blade. KNOW YOUR SHIT! Here’s the pic again you fool:
- My bad c u in 10?
- Bring a duffle bag. And send me a photo of yurself. Better not have any wire taps.
- duffle to where? thought u were stopin here
- i need one from you also
- Allright man, here:
- and let me see one with you holdin yur shirt up so I know you ain’t wired. Otherwise you can fuck yourself.
- don’t worry. No wire man
- Need a pic. Shirt up. No wire. And were good.
- Man if the stuff is that hot i dont need it im not gettin busted sry to waste ur time
- Fuck that Russell! I’ve already spent too much time on this. Now send me the pic of u wireless, and were good. It ain’t that hot man.
- Man like i said no thank u sry bout ur time but im out
- Don’t be a fat fish man. I got all this shit. Even have two thundersticks. Cmon man. I gotta push this street stuff.
- U are more then welcome to come here but we r goin to hv to trust each other thats my only offer
- Well all I’m asking is for confirmation that u ain’t wearin a wire. Leave me a voicmail that says it. Then I’ll believe ya. I been screwed over before.
- when I call, Just Answer an u can hear
- Vm first. Then I’ll return the call. Need it on record u sayin u ain’t a cop or wired.
- I just called
- Let me check it in a min. U care if I bring my kids?
- Its all good man they may like my dogs as we talk
- Allright. Well let me get this all loaded up. I’m bringing the grenades if that’s cool?
- No thx man i dont want any nades
- Really? Well what the fuck u wanna see? I got 4 semis, a sawed off, the swords, brass knucks that are sawed off, 40 cubic ltr of tear gas, and the nades. U SURE ON THE KATANA? It is gorgeous and I airbrushed IN GOD WE TRUST on it.
- Just the firearms an gas
- Fuck the gas cannister is HEAVY. I may just bring a couple balloons full and we can try it on the dogs, it don’t hurt them, but you’ll get the idea.
- We wont mess with the dogs forget the gas
- Well I’ll bring a video and show ya. U got a VHS?
- No sry
- Damn. Well I’ll use a little on myself if y’all got a hose.
- I hv a hose
- Cool. I got some high grade eye patches. I’ll cover one eye and gas the other. That way I can still drive home. Are yur dogs safe around kids?
- Yep english bulldogs
- Bulldogs can be sketchy? How big are they?
- Lol these are small an are babies we can pin up
- Let me see a picture of em. Don’t want my kids being around anything dangerous.
- Hes biggest:
- Awh. He ain’t bad.
- C
- Well when u wanna do all this?
- Now if u like
- Let me see if I can get it all loaded up without nobody noticing
- U on ur way my wife will b home soon if not we may hv to do tomorrow
- Then tmrw will work betr. I’ll get at u then.
- K
- Happy Eastr. Talk Tmrw.
- Same to yall. Tmrw snds good.
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