Rand-tarded Again
April 11th, 2012
- ( I texted a bunch of numbers in the L.A. area and said my name was Randall, until i found someone who knew a Randall. Let the games begin!! )
- Hey whats up
- Ummm, hell. who's this?
- It's Randall
- not doing well
- Hi! Wow, its been too long. What's going on with you?
- Anxiety actually. Got me shaken
- Came outta nowhere
- So sorry to hear that. Where are you living now? I've moved to Virginia with United Airlines
- Really? You've moved? Im living in Santa Monica. The ocean helps me calm down
- ( no response )
- ( 2 weeks later )
- Hey its randall
- Hey randall. I just landed back in Va. I was visiting Betsy in Davis. Remember her?
- Oh i sure do. Great gal. How is she?
- Great. Still my best friend
- Glad to hear. Nice how life keeps some people close to us. You are soo lucky. Ive always thought u were
- Hows united been?
- Good. I'm in management now. Love those travel benefits.
- I bet. I would like to travel more. But i get nervous when im out in the open.
- Big plans for Easter?
- ( no response )
- ( 2 days later )
- Hey there how are you?
- Hey Happy Easter. I hope you are able to be with loved ones.
- Im not. But i have been eating some candy. Not too much bc the sugar makes me feel skittish. Having a good day?
- I am. Doing well. Dont eat too much candy. I hope you start feeling better.
- Me too. Our garden died.
- But i did see this in it last week.
- ( i send this random photo from Google images )
- Oh sweet little fox!
- Yeah. He or she had been coming around alot to snoop about the garden. I wasn't able to get much a look to see if it was a boy or a girl. Tryed to get a good peek at its underside. Even tried blowing this photo up. But no clue.
- U know much about em?
- Not at all
- Me neither. really really wish i did. Not sure if it had anything to do with the garden dying or not.
- Foxes dont seem evil though. Something about them seems real native like they are indians or ancestors trapped in fur.
- ( no response )
- Are you still an animal lover?
- I am. I have a little 10lb dog. His name is Benny. Im in love with him! Sweetie, im sorry, but im heading to bed. Have a good night.
- Oh. Goodnight then. to you and BENNY!!
- ( three days later )
- Hey its randall. Got bad news
- Hi Randall. Bad news?
- Yeah i got arrested.
- That's awful
- Yeah its a bunch of drama. Contributing charges.
- Its a lonnnngggg story. But ive met some new people recently online and we all went out last night, which is rare for me bc i dont get out much. We ended up at this 'after hours' get together and some of us gentlemen were downstairs enjoying ourselves in different safe ways and the police showed up bcuz someone shot some fireworks.
- And they ALLEGEDLY found marijuana. The 'contributng' issue came in when the cops found some children upstairs sleeping. i didnt' know about the homeowners 'kids'. The fact that they were there is what led to us getting arrested. Gonna be hell. Making me very nervous.
- ( no response )
- Soooo are u dissappointed in me?
- ( no response )
- Are you?
- Hey im at an intense training for the next 6 weeks. Im not really available to talk. Good luck. Im sure everything will all work out now and always.
- 6 weeks??!! God that would make me nervous.
- ( no response )
- ( i dont respond )
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