Patty's Pets: Valentine's Iguana
February 15th, 2012
- Me: Hey what's up
- Them: Who's this?
- It's Kevin!!
- Uhh sry don't remember
- Fat Kevin. with the pets!!
- Who are you looking for?
- Patty!
- Nope sorry wrong number
- Well has she been thru there? I been watching her pets for two days.
- These are SOME of them:
- Yikes. Sry don't know a Patty
- Damn. Well this is the number she left on the note. The cats feedbag is almost empty.
- Sry don't know patty or her pets or anything that could help you
- Well what do you think i should do? The note says call 310980**** when i need them picked up.
- What note?
- Well that is my number. But i don't know, again, sry.
- Well i am tired of looking after these damn animals! The snake's collar snapped. Feedbag for the cats is empty. EMPTY! and i think the iguana isn't gonna make it through the night.
- Hello??
- Sry there's nothing i can do. I don't know patty, i don't know you, and i'm allergic to cats.
- Well i am allergic to rank bullshit like you are giving me !!
- Well good luck then!
- ARE YOU JOKING WITH ME? Fine, i'll take them to the pound, or let them in the park.
- Look, i seriously don't know who you are or who patty is or why she would leave her pets. I can't help you, so do as you see fit.
- Your number is on the note, you denialer.
- Well she obviously misspelled her phone number?
- WTF Really? Who miss spells their phone number? NOBODY
- I don't care. Honestly.
- Well u don't have to be rude and heartless. It's Valentine's Day, and i'm a single man stuck with five homeless animals and a note that says to contact you!!
- Well i'm sry (again) but i don't know why my number was listed and there's nothing i can do to help.
- Can you just take them off my hands for a day? One day. Please!!
- Dude, sry you are in this situation. We all have our crosses to bear. but i can't help, i don't even know you. Good luck.
- That is whack man. Why should i be stuck dealing with these fucking animals man??! Huh??
- I'm gonna go now, good luck
- Sellout!! If the lizard doesn't make it through the night i'm calling the police on you!!
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