Crank Request: Mark's Spark
January 19th, 2012
- Hey who is this?
- Why?
- Well its David
- david who?
- U actually dont know me. But my friend has a crush on u and he wanted me to get at you
- oh, who is your friend?
- Well if I tell u then it's just gonna put him on blast. So i have to find a way to see if u like him without just telling u his name
- well do i at least know him?
- Yes! You do!
- How? ha
- You KNOW him!
- okay...
- Well.. I cant say bc i think it will give it away. But he knows that you hook up with differnt guys every now and again and he really thinks that he is the right one for you
- Wow... that is not true
- Well not hk up, but 'like' guys that aren't him. u know what im sayin. we've all 'done things'.
- How about this. If u had to name 3 guys that you like... who would they be
- if he's in there then i'll tell u
- there aren't three
- well what abt 1 or 2.
- lol work with me here
- i dont want to play games
- I'm not! really.
- He like really thinks Yur amazing...
- I just dont want to do that. if he likes me then he should tell me who he is
- He's afraid. Can't u see how afraid he is?
- Why?
- Bc yur a girl and he's a guy. The same reason guys are always afraid to talk to girls... Bc they're girls
- Well does he go to school with me?
- also, how do u have my number?
- He gave it to me
- His name starts with an M
- Is he with you now?
- No. I promise
- And u cant tell him i said anything
- Well i dont know who he is...
- His name starts with an M!
- I know alot of people that have names that start with an M
- Holinesss! How many guys do u think like u?
- I dont... I just know a lot of people and if he likes me and i know him he hides it well
- You can't say anything okay?
- If i tell u
- I wont, promise
- It's Mark
- Mark who?
- MARK !!!
- I know alot of Mark's dont yell at me
- Mark ***********
- U know him?
- Yeah, thats what i was thinking but i just wanted to be sure
- WELL U COULD HAVE AT LEAST GUESSED !!!
- I asked u not to YELL
- sorry.
- he used to like me but i thought we were cool as friends now
- Oh. Well he just thinks yur special.
- He like likes u. So i had to let u know. Did he talk to u abt it?
- He liked me like a year ago but he let it go and he's become like a brother to me!
- Well u know what they say in some states.... Brothers are for Lovers
- I just dont see him that way but i love him to death as a friend
- Okay. Well should i say anything to him? I mean do u think he has good qualitiies?
- Yeah he's an awesome guy and a great friend
- and that's up to you if you think you should say anything
- Im not gonna say anything then.
- I didn't tell him i was doing this
- Okay... That's probably a good thing
- Okay... Well what kinda guys are u into then?
- I dont really have a type... it just depends
- Hmmmmm.... well what are some attributes
- That u like
- in guys
- Um, i dont feel comfortable telling you..
- Seriously? I just spilled my buddy's guts out to u
- yeah, but i dont know you
- Well agreed. But still u could at least trust me some. I just threw marks heart under the rejection bus
- yes, but he doesn't know you did
- tru. But still. I mean i feel like all guys need pointers an you could give us some
- who is that? one of them you?
- One is me. Here is my question which one has more swag?
- Oh my... you both look about the same
- Omg yur indecisive?
- Im gonna tell Mark that he needs to find a woman who can make a decision
- no, that's just a bad picture to choose. because honestly yall kind of look like lovers in it
- Wow. U wouldn't know a try pimp if he was standing right in front of you
- True*
- Haha sorry... but i'm just being honest and i would know bc i am a LPM !
- LPM?
- um, Lady Pimp Master
- Whatever. Well a true lady pimp would recognize a great catch like mark and wouldn't accuse me and my cousin of looking like lovers.
- Open your eyes wider and you'll see alot more beauty in the world. I'm out.
- wow... you dont have to get mean. I love Mark as my friend I'm sorry i dont feel differently
- and i was just messing with you about the picture.
- Well it just made me made. Me and Douglas both get a good bit of dates. Just be cool to Mark. He's a good guy
- I believe you, i wasn't trying to make you mad. Sorry, and I am, he's one of my great friends
- People always make fun of me. Just be good to him
- He's my friend. I plan on remaining friends with him
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