Signature Insurance Scandal
April 30th, 2013
- ( So i text him back )
- Me: Yall want these clothes still?
- Who this
I KILL MYSELF ! 
- Yall hollerd at me bout these box of clothes
- Yes where can i meet u
I KILL MYSELF ! - Can u call me at 773-383-****
I KILL MYSELF ! - I aint got no phone minutes
- just got clothes
- ok how much a box
I KILL MYSELF ! - ( I don't respond )
- ( the next morning )
- U woke
I KILL MYSELF ! - Yeh i am now cuz my phone vibin. we party hard last nite by the train station. so what u wanna know abt these clothes
- wat kind of clothes are they
I KILL MYSELF ! - They got all types. what u wear
- ( no response )
- What U Wear
- ????
- If it nice i wear
I KILL MYSELF ! - cuz im sayin how can i get with u on that sale
I KILL MYSELF ! - Well we can meet up. wan me to send u a few pics of the clothes?
- Yep but sen em to 773-338-****
I KILL MYSELF ! - and can u use that num from now on bc my time is low on this phon
I KILL MYSELF ! - Okay word up. Why is yor signature about killin yo self?
- The same as saying i crack myself up meaning i make myself laugh like crazy cray
I KILL MYSELF ! - Oh fo sho! I thought u was lookin for a new outfit to kill yoself in
- Lol i lost my other phone and the person who i got this from hade that on here i jus kno what it mean and didn't change it
I KILL MYSELF ! - Oh i see. I though maybe you was tryin to buy some nice shit to jump off a bldg in or shoot yoself up in ya feel me :P
- yeh i feel ya. hit me on that othr num
I KILL MYSELF ! 
- So u can sen the photos to this phon
- cant get photos on the othr phon so i need them on this phon
- Helllo are u there
- Yeah ima get em now stay chill we gottem coming
- ok what town u in
- back an forth btwn chicago proper and milwaukee daz my work grind
- i live ovr in waukegan and did u get the pic of the clothes for me
- ( the next day )
- ( i send these random photos taken from 'Google Images' )
- thaz my neighbor kid with that vest on but they aint paid for it he was just wearin it for fun
- yes i wanna get some now the price still the same
- yeah it still the same. let me show u some more specific shit we got. what yo body type
- 3x 4x for me but my fam are different sizes
- and im male but we do have females in the fam
- oh okay. let me sen u a few more pics. got tons of stuff in these boxes
- got a pic of any of yall or you for sizing?
- ( he sends this pic )
- oh u about my size man. let me sen some more pics to ya
- ok
- are u in IL or WIS
- right now wisconsin, by milwaukee
- where u
- im out in waukegan by chicago
- ok im back and forth so i'll be out your way in a few days
- ( I fire off a few more random photos i pulled off of 'Google Images' )
- ok thats great
- And this me drinkin a malt
- ( i send this pic i found online of some dude )
- Thats wat up just let me know when u ready
- Word i will i got srious sweet tooth i was raise by a bakery.
- caddycorner to a bakery
- indeed indeed
- Well i might be out toward Gurnee in the burbs tmrw. So i'll let u know. What abt them boots yall wan em?
- Yes i'll be ready so iz it a big box?
- And yep i want da boots
- I mean its a pretty big box and they got another box i aint open yet
- so u comin tomor
- lemme open this byatch up an c what in it
- it dont matter just bring it
- it do matter bcuz they heavy and they big so i should u kno
- ok open nat bitch lol
- bunch of art and shit. lemme sen u some pics of this
- ok
- ( 2 days later )
- they got some art and scary candle holder
- ( i send these random photos from Google Images )
- if u into all that kinda scaryness
- ( No Response )
- hello
- ( No Response )
- ( a few days later )
- Hey bossman
- wat up bro
- U get the pics of the art n all bc i need to know what to bring. tryin to def come thru tnite
- jus the clothes bro bro
- awrite where yall gonna be at tnite or tmrw
- where u comin from wisconisn or illinoi
- wisconsin
- oh ok so when u comin timewise and is it alot of stuff cauz i might need u to bring it to the crib for me if thats cool
- ( I don't respond )
- hello bro bro
- hey boss yea im here
- yeah i think it was 30 for the clothes
- but it was $20 tho
- oh yeah. i discounted it. u right 20
- what about this other box wit dat art en nem scary cups and shit
- i scare of that type of stuff but i find somebody that want it i will let u know but bring the clothes today would be nice
- if u can
- oh u get scared like i used to
- i used to get scare alot
- yep lol just joking but yeah
- say man do u know how much the train to milwaukee from kenosha
- i once had a lawsuit wit a haunted house that we won
- i think is about 80
- 80 bucks no way
- idk man. i drive. Train ridin too fragile for me.
- why do sumone need a ride back?
- tryna go for the weekend
- i might be able to brin u back wit me
- today or no
- well its gettin late so i prob wont be coming by til tmrw
- will u still be home tmrw?
- yep
- coo and will u be ridin back with me
- only if u would be goin today. i have class on saturday so i have to stay for that
- i see. well i will bring the boxes tmrw
- ( Later that Evening )
- DANNG boss we partyn tonight
- ( I send these random photos i pulled off Google Images )
- where yall partyin
- u kno anybody that makes beats
- we at HORATIOS. Yeah my boy Tehran makes em. why?
- Music is what i do u can googl me and shit
- oh word. well u gonna hav to sing some shit for me when i see or show me a sample
- what time u plannin on comin this way tmrw?
- i will google yo ass ! this club goin off.
- dont knw what time. prob noonish or afternoon
- ok let me kno
- ( the next day )
- U comin bro
- Yo dawg got some shit
- wat u talkin
- shit got all mess up
- we got on the drink and shit got wild like
- what happen
- im been waitin on you bro
- i kno im real sorry
- we birnt it all cuz we wanna get that insurance
- yall burn wat
- Da clothes
- we burrnt all errything last night
- ( I send this random photo of a burnt car that i found on Google Images )
- yeah right
- sirious man
- ( he calls, i dont answer )
- i jus called u
- it aint ring here. u callin the right number?
- ( he calls again, i dont answer )
- i aint gettin no reception
- ( I send another Google Image i found with the first one )
- It was like an idea and then it became real bc my cousin said we can get some serious insurance money ya feel me
- Dats yur car
- Lol yall crazy did u call the insurance company?
- Yeah and they comin to do that estimate
- tmrw
- soo.. look tho... i actually go sumthn for u in all this
- Kool
- Yeah. Im thinkn since we were involved in a business deal, the insurance gonna wanna know why all the clothes and art were in the car. So gonnna give them your number case they need somebody to say it was a real deal involvin those goods
- if thats cool
- ok
- in exchange when i get that check from them im gonna break u off the cost u was gonna spend on the boxes
- Ok
- ( the next day )
- Hey boss. So whats yur first and last name? Cuz this ins guy needs to know
- Its ********* ***************
- Word thnkx
- ( later that evening )
- hey boss been a long day wit this shit
- And i actually need YOU to call the INSURANCE guy and let them know what was up. i'll give u the case numbr tmrw
- cool
- ( the next day )
- Hey boss. The guy name is Daniel Miley, and his numbr is 812624****. You can even just leave him a statement on his VM. The case number is 03418. You gotta leave that when you leave your statement. Just tell him that you and me was involved in some business on that box of clothes and art. That u saw my ad on craiglist on it. That's it pretty much.
- Its simple and i'll break u off some good money when we get it all done. Should take a few weeks. But dont forget to call.
- i got u
- ( the next day )
- What they said? Errythin cool?
- Ima call em tmrw i got u
- Thanks mang. i owe ya some rides to milwaukee when i get some new wheels
- Dont forget the case number. And u can always leave a VM if he dont answr
- ( I mean, hell, we're at 'INSURANCE FRAUD'. I think that's far enough. )
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