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OK!! Well it's Tim Vella from Pet P.R.O.W.L Want to invite you to our big event this Saturday!

It's okay we are a rarely known organization. But we are trying to change that, and you coming out to the P.E.T Fest will help.

It's going to be at the southwest corner of Central Park. We are having rides for pets. Meet and greet with bob Saget!! And a new Bone Zone created by Purina. Where dogs can come out and see who can bury a bone the deepest. (Last time with all the digging someone found an old bracelet!!) There will be prizes!!! What type of pet do u have?

Good for u staying busy! Sorry you will be missing this one. What type of pet do you own?

We use the same list at the NY blood donor registry.

Ohh. Sorry to hear that. We do have breeders that come out sometimes to show off their 'makes'. just fyi. Did your pet pass away?

Oh i forgot to mention we do a big P.A.W. wall for memorials. All pets, gerbils, pups, big lizards, etc. This one is from last Summer.

Really? That's unfortunate. Was it cancer? I lost three pets last year.

Oh its way too popular the way pets are passing. Our group actually does seminars on helping your pet live as long as possible.

Also, fyi, a Montana man is going on trial for his 17 pets that died of lung cancer, due to guess what??

Second hand smoke!!! The carcinogens!!! The fibers in cats lungs cannot handle cigarette and/or pot smoke. Really sad case.

We are part of a group that will be helping fund a small protest at his trial.

yeah its sad. There are some criminal people out there. Pet kidnappings in the NYC burrouhs have tripled in the last five years. My neighbors two Dachsunds were taken in broad day light. What was your pups name?

Well we could put a nice picture of him on our wall this Sat. if u'd like. do you have a photo of him?

Here is my new pup Macchiato.

We found him in an abandoned starbucks

He is. He is so small he can fit in an empty soda can. My nephews were hiding him around the house and making each other find him.

It was funny. So i have to focus on rallying support over here, but if i send you over a very short questionaire, would u be willing to answer the questions? We are garnering the information for future pet movements.

Great! I'll send it over right now.

Thanks so much. Just do your best!

1What is your age? Male or female?

2. We know its hard to choose, but what is your favorite pet?

3. Have you ever been bitten or attacked by your pet?

4. Have you ever witnessed a pet attack, be honest, please explain?

5. Do you believe there is room for a Non Profit Organization, such at Pet P.R.O.W.L , to help nurture inter-community socialization of animals, by holding monthly meetings, bonfires, etc with the goal of helping PETS and OWNERS become more familiar with one and other, which will in turn help curb pet violence amongst one and other, and attacks against owners? Please include a brief thought with your answer

Outstanding ! Thank u so much. Let me know if you find a photo of Dexter to include in our memorial wall. That would be nice. And i will let you know of future events we have. Thanks again.

Dexter!! Lovely. We will put him on the wall.

Happy new year!

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